I spent an evening building an AI code reviewer for my own game dev work. It runs when I push, reads a project memory file I wrote, and posts findings as GitHub Check Runs. Here’s what it caught on a real push to my dungeon game.

It applies the opinionated conventions I encouraged, flagged some bull shit I missed, pointed out some bugs in my state machines (what a fucking surprise). It didn’t write any code, it didn’t make any changes, it just pointed out what I had fucked up and missed and wrote me a little report. And this all happens when I git push, meaning that when I back a version up, it reviews my code and tells me what sucks.

Anyway, this shit is all the rage now. I think this is “agentic adjacent”, but who knows. The future is so fucking stupid.

Take care of each other. Much love.